MSNBC - Can you change this $1 million bill?

A million doesn't buy what it used to. A recent customer of a Georgia Wal-Mart learned this one the hard way. Of course, this was only after attempting to purchase over fifteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise with a million dollar bill. Do I even have to say more? This one should be featured on America's stupidest criminals.

Oh, and just in case you didn't know it, the U.S. Treasury doesn't even make a million dollar bill. I'm sure everyone out there reading this already knew that one.

I love stupid people, I really do. Without them, how would an average Joe like me get to sound so brilliant? Everyday I get to write about the world, make observations, insights, and weave them into the complex fabric of my storytelling. So, hats off to those donning forty watt wit for without you I wouldn't have a day job
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